Yesterday, I met a bunch of Americans who had never heard of MyLifeIsAverage. My bubble is burst. MLIA

Today, my mum showed me a small porcelain figure of a pig. She told me she had been talking to it all day and that his name is Muhammad. MLIA

Yesterday, a beggar on the street played 'Happy Birthday' on his trumpet when i went by. It was my birthday. I gave him all my money. MLIA

Today is my birthday. I didn't have cake, I had sushi instead. MLIA

Today, I had empanadas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Empanadas are awesome. MLIA

Today, I accidentally mistyped while trying to reach my gmail. The new site said "Hey – wait a minute…You’re right, this isn’t Gmail.com. You accidentally mistyped Gmial.com into your address bar." I feel like the internet is watching me. MLIA

Today, I forgot to eat lunch so I had two portions for dinner. MLIA

Today I forgot to shave one of my legs, but nobody noticed. MLIA