Yesterday, I went to a black&white party with my MLIA t-shirt. Because black and white are average. MLIA

Today, I received an average t-shirt in the mail. It says "MLIA - Life is pretty normal today." It sure is. MLIA

Today, me and my friend got shushed at for playing around in the internet café with two bumper cars we found in a corner. We ignored it and kept on making racercar driving / honking sounds. MLIA

Sunday, I got stuck in the most expensive shithole in Peru because a landslide, caused by a flood ripped apart the trainrails. There´s no roads out of here, the water is rising and the peruvians here are overcharging everything from food to hostels to profit of our misoury. We´re atm waiting to be airlifted out of here, but the peruvian gouvernment has decided to make rich fuckers who can bribe them with 450 dollars first priority. I know this is never appropriate but seriously, FML.

Today, I ate candy all day but I was still hungry for dinner. MLIA

Yesterday, I was babysitting a boy who insisted on calling me grandpa. I'm 19 and a girl. MLIA

Today I was in a bad mood and started arguing with my family during dinner. I got upset and they yelled at me for being angry. After a few hours my mum came upstairs with a present she never got to give out for Christmas; The Sims 3. She then proceeded to give me two beer because I'm going out. I think I'm gonna be angry more often. MLIA

Monday, I made out with my salsa teacher during our private lesson. I still don't know if that's good or bad. MLIA

Today, I bought medium strong taco sauce for my friend's going away dinner. Everybody told me it was their favorite. Average wins. MLIA

Today, I was really tired, so instead of going out dancing I stayed home and read MLIA posts. MLIA

Today, I was cleaning out my desk and in one of the drawers I found a tape marked "It's NOT this one". Good to know. MLIA

Yesterday, I got a tattoo on my ankle. It wasn't like on the show Miami Ink. I didn't have to tell everyone my life story or explain the symbolism of the tattoo I had chosen. In fact, the tattooist and I didn't really talk to each other. MLIA

Today, I noticed that one person has voted "No" on our Are your life average? poll. At first, I felt sorry for the person not having an average life. Then i wondered why he or she came here in the first place. MLIA

Today, I moved into a hostel. I realised what makes a hostel very different from an apartment is the fact that there are 7 other people sleeping in my room. MLIA

Today, I went to the store to buy kidney beans. I exited with 2 grapefruits, 2 pommegranates and a green toothbrush. I didn't mind. MLIA

Today, I was walking in the rain and thought about how much fun it would be if I started to sing "singing in the rain" and danced around in the street, then I realised I didn´t have an umbrella and the dance wouldn´t be as cool without an umbrella, so I just went home. MLIA

Today, I read MLIAs and clicked average on a really funny story. The average count was 925 and as I read it out loud in my head I started singing Dolly Parton. MLIA

Today, I walked to my spanish school. When I walked in the door of my school it started pouring down outside. I felt lucky I was inside. MLIA

Today, I realized that popping balloons means emitting more CO2 to the atmosphere. Another good reason for keeping the balloons from my pirate themed party a month ago up on the walls all around my apartment. MLIA

Today, I logged on to the awsome blog Our Lives Are Average and realised my computer somehow translated the whole blog to norwegian. Our lives are no longer average, they are "gjennomsnittlig". MLIA

Today, I realized only two of the fish in the fishtank have names. Waldo is light blue and the white one is called Wenda. What should we name the other fish? MLIA

Today, me and my friend discussed the MLIA post about how on earth people started to drink 'whatever came out of a cow'. I, thinking it sounds really gross in theory, stated that I would never want to drink any kind of "milk that came out of a breast". My friend then kindly pointed out that's what most babies do when they're born. Thanks for reminding me of that. MLIA

On new years eve, there's a tradition in Peru to wear yellow underwear for luck. Yesterday I saw drunk tourists running around with yellow undies over their jeans. It hit me that this could very well be some peruvian practical joke to make fun of tourists. Well played Peru. MLIA

Yesterday, my 16 year old sister had a new years party that turned out kind of wild. I returned home from watching the fireworks, only to find two half naked teenagers in my bed. I told them to leave, and my words sounded kind of familiar. After a while I found out it was because the whole scenery and the phrase that came out my mouth were exactly like when Cady in Mean Girls kicks out the couple on her bed. MLIA