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Tuesday 27 July 2010

Today, I got to play Backpacker Junior, my childhood favorite computer game, for the first time since I was 10. I cried of happiness at the intro. MLIA

Wednesday 7 July 2010

Today I went to the store to buy some chocolate. I remembered my toothbrush was old so I also grabbed a new one and some toothpaste. The check out guy laughed at the irony. MLIA

Friday 30 April 2010

Today, my norwegian friend woke me up at 1.30 in the morning asking to borrow my Ipod. I still don't know why she needed my Ipod at that hour. MLIA

Sunday 25 April 2010

Today, i walked around the little town I'm staying in atm in my onepiece. People stared at me. I didn't care. MLIA

Sunday 18 April 2010

Today, I caught my bad-ass little sister, sitting in her bed wearing a hoodie and baggy jeans, playing an online game where unicorns jump over rainbows. MLIA

Sunday 11 April 2010

Today, I wrote about onions in my facebook status. I got more comments I've ever had on any facebook status before. MLIA

Monday 8 March 2010

Yesterday, I was giving out samples of a new energy drink when a tall, dark guy said "takk for det" when I gave him a sample. It made my day. MLIA

Saturday 6 March 2010

Yesterday, I started talking to a random guy at a party. It became late so we decided to stay over and sleep on the couch. Today everybody thought we'd had sex. We were actually sitting in a big furry blanket fort, playing all the games on his iPhone. MLIA

Friday 19 February 2010

Yesterday, I met a bunch of Americans who had never heard of MyLifeIsAverage. My bubble is burst. MLIA

Sunday 14 February 2010

Today, my mum showed me a small porcelain figure of a pig. She told me she had been talking to it all day and that his name is Muhammad. MLIA

Saturday 6 February 2010

Yesterday, a beggar on the street played 'Happy Birthday' on his trumpet when i went by. It was my birthday. I gave him all my money. MLIA

Friday 5 February 2010

Today is my birthday. I didn't have cake, I had sushi instead. MLIA
Today, I had empanadas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Empanadas are awesome. MLIA

Thursday 4 February 2010

Today, I accidentally mistyped while trying to reach my gmail. The new site said "Hey – wait a minute…You’re right, this isn’t Gmail.com. You accidentally mistyped Gmial.com into your address bar." I feel like the internet is watching me. MLIA

Tuesday 2 February 2010

Today, I forgot to eat lunch so I had two portions for dinner. MLIA

Monday 1 February 2010

Today I forgot to shave one of my legs, but nobody noticed. MLIA

Sunday 31 January 2010

Yesterday, I went to a black&white party with my MLIA t-shirt. Because black and white are average. MLIA

Thursday 28 January 2010

Today, I received an average t-shirt in the mail. It says "MLIA - Life is pretty normal today." It sure is. MLIA

Wednesday 27 January 2010

Today, me and my friend got shushed at for playing around in the internet café with two bumper cars we found in a corner. We ignored it and kept on making racercar driving / honking sounds. MLIA
Sunday, I got stuck in the most expensive shithole in Peru because a landslide, caused by a flood ripped apart the trainrails. There´s no roads out of here, the water is rising and the peruvians here are overcharging everything from food to hostels to profit of our misoury. We´re atm waiting to be airlifted out of here, but the peruvian gouvernment has decided to make rich fuckers who can bribe them with 450 dollars first priority. I know this is never appropriate but seriously, FML.

Monday 25 January 2010

Today, I ate candy all day but I was still hungry for dinner. MLIA

Sunday 24 January 2010

Yesterday, I was babysitting a boy who insisted on calling me grandpa. I'm 19 and a girl. MLIA

Thursday 21 January 2010

Today I was in a bad mood and started arguing with my family during dinner. I got upset and they yelled at me for being angry. After a few hours my mum came upstairs with a present she never got to give out for Christmas; The Sims 3. She then proceeded to give me two beer because I'm going out. I think I'm gonna be angry more often. MLIA

Wednesday 20 January 2010

Monday, I made out with my salsa teacher during our private lesson. I still don't know if that's good or bad. MLIA
Today, I bought medium strong taco sauce for my friend's going away dinner. Everybody told me it was their favorite. Average wins. MLIA

Monday 18 January 2010

Today, I was really tired, so instead of going out dancing I stayed home and read MLIA posts. MLIA

Sunday 17 January 2010

Today, I was cleaning out my desk and in one of the drawers I found a tape marked "It's NOT this one". Good to know. MLIA

Saturday 16 January 2010

Yesterday, I got a tattoo on my ankle. It wasn't like on the show Miami Ink. I didn't have to tell everyone my life story or explain the symbolism of the tattoo I had chosen. In fact, the tattooist and I didn't really talk to each other. MLIA

Thursday 14 January 2010

Today, I noticed that one person has voted "No" on our Are your life average? poll. At first, I felt sorry for the person not having an average life. Then i wondered why he or she came here in the first place. MLIA
Today, I moved into a hostel. I realised what makes a hostel very different from an apartment is the fact that there are 7 other people sleeping in my room. MLIA

Wednesday 13 January 2010

Today, I went to the store to buy kidney beans. I exited with 2 grapefruits, 2 pommegranates and a green toothbrush. I didn't mind. MLIA

Sunday 10 January 2010

Today, I was walking in the rain and thought about how much fun it would be if I started to sing "singing in the rain" and danced around in the street, then I realised I didn´t have an umbrella and the dance wouldn´t be as cool without an umbrella, so I just went home. MLIA

Friday 8 January 2010

Today, I read MLIAs and clicked average on a really funny story. The average count was 925 and as I read it out loud in my head I started singing Dolly Parton. MLIA
Today, I walked to my spanish school. When I walked in the door of my school it started pouring down outside. I felt lucky I was inside. MLIA

Monday 4 January 2010

Today, I realized that popping balloons means emitting more CO2 to the atmosphere. Another good reason for keeping the balloons from my pirate themed party a month ago up on the walls all around my apartment. MLIA

Sunday 3 January 2010

Today, I logged on to the awsome blog Our Lives Are Average and realised my computer somehow translated the whole blog to norwegian. Our lives are no longer average, they are "gjennomsnittlig". MLIA
Today, I realized only two of the fish in the fishtank have names. Waldo is light blue and the white one is called Wenda. What should we name the other fish? MLIA
Today, me and my friend discussed the MLIA post about how on earth people started to drink 'whatever came out of a cow'. I, thinking it sounds really gross in theory, stated that I would never want to drink any kind of "milk that came out of a breast". My friend then kindly pointed out that's what most babies do when they're born. Thanks for reminding me of that. MLIA

Saturday 2 January 2010

On new years eve, there's a tradition in Peru to wear yellow underwear for luck. Yesterday I saw drunk tourists running around with yellow undies over their jeans. It hit me that this could very well be some peruvian practical joke to make fun of tourists. Well played Peru. MLIA

Friday 1 January 2010

Yesterday, my 16 year old sister had a new years party that turned out kind of wild. I returned home from watching the fireworks, only to find two half naked teenagers in my bed. I told them to leave, and my words sounded kind of familiar. After a while I found out it was because the whole scenery and the phrase that came out my mouth were exactly like when Cady in Mean Girls kicks out the couple on her bed. MLIA

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