Today, I bought an Oreo dream bar. I had one bite and then i didn't want it anymore. I ate it anyway. MLIA

Today, the waiter forgot to put my desert on the check. I didn't say anything. MLIA

Today, I had porridge. I'm Norwegian. MLIA

Thursday night I forgot to go to sleep. When I realized the next morning I went to sleep. MLIA

Today, three little girls passed me on the street. One of them turned to me and said "you're cool!" as they rushed by. They all broke out in laughter. I smiled and felt cool. MLIA

Today a peruvian boy told me I had big boobs. The boy was 4 years old. MLIA

Today, I read MLIA. I laughed. MLIA

Today, I figured I needed a pair of of jeans because I don't have any. So I bought a pair of jeans. MLIA

Today, I tried to explain an "I met your mother"-joke to a peruvian. He didn't get it. MLIA

Today I had 1111 messages in my inbox. For the first time in history, I didn't want anybody to text me. MLIA