Today, I went to the store to buy kidney beans. I exited with 2 grapefruits, 2 pommegranates and a green toothbrush. I didn't mind. MLIA

Today, I was walking in the rain and thought about how much fun it would be if I started to sing "singing in the rain" and danced around in the street, then I realised I didn´t have an umbrella and the dance wouldn´t be as cool without an umbrella, so I just went home. MLIA

Today, I read MLIAs and clicked average on a really funny story. The average count was 925 and as I read it out loud in my head I started singing Dolly Parton. MLIA

Today, I walked to my spanish school. When I walked in the door of my school it started pouring down outside. I felt lucky I was inside. MLIA

Today, I realized that popping balloons means emitting more CO2 to the atmosphere. Another good reason for keeping the balloons from my pirate themed party a month ago up on the walls all around my apartment. MLIA

Today, I logged on to the awsome blog Our Lives Are Average and realised my computer somehow translated the whole blog to norwegian. Our lives are no longer average, they are "gjennomsnittlig". MLIA

Today, I realized only two of the fish in the fishtank have names. Waldo is light blue and the white one is called Wenda. What should we name the other fish? MLIA

Today, me and my friend discussed the MLIA post about how on earth people started to drink 'whatever came out of a cow'. I, thinking it sounds really gross in theory, stated that I would never want to drink any kind of "milk that came out of a breast". My friend then kindly pointed out that's what most babies do when they're born. Thanks for reminding me of that. MLIA

On new years eve, there's a tradition in Peru to wear yellow underwear for luck. Yesterday I saw drunk tourists running around with yellow undies over their jeans. It hit me that this could very well be some peruvian practical joke to make fun of tourists. Well played Peru. MLIA

Yesterday, my 16 year old sister had a new years party that turned out kind of wild. I returned home from watching the fireworks, only to find two half naked teenagers in my bed. I told them to leave, and my words sounded kind of familiar. After a while I found out it was because the whole scenery and the phrase that came out my mouth were exactly like when Cady in Mean Girls kicks out the couple on her bed. MLIA