Today, I got to play Backpacker Junior, my childhood favorite computer game, for the first time since I was 10. I cried of happiness at the intro. MLIA

Today I went to the store to buy some chocolate. I remembered my toothbrush was old so I also grabbed a new one and some toothpaste. The check out guy laughed at the irony. MLIA

Today, my norwegian friend woke me up at 1.30 in the morning asking to borrow my Ipod. I still don't know why she needed my Ipod at that hour. MLIA

Today, i walked around the little town I'm staying in atm in my onepiece. People stared at me. I didn't care. MLIA

Today, I caught my bad-ass little sister, sitting in her bed wearing a hoodie and baggy jeans, playing an online game where unicorns jump over rainbows. MLIA

Today, I wrote about onions in my facebook status. I got more comments I've ever had on any facebook status before. MLIA

Yesterday, I was giving out samples of a new energy drink when a tall, dark guy said "takk for det" when I gave him a sample. It made my day. MLIA

Yesterday, I started talking to a random guy at a party. It became late so we decided to stay over and sleep on the couch. Today everybody thought we'd had sex. We were actually sitting in a big furry blanket fort, playing all the games on his iPhone. MLIA

Yesterday, I met a bunch of Americans who had never heard of MyLifeIsAverage. My bubble is burst. MLIA

Today, my mum showed me a small porcelain figure of a pig. She told me she had been talking to it all day and that his name is Muhammad. MLIA

Yesterday, a beggar on the street played 'Happy Birthday' on his trumpet when i went by. It was my birthday. I gave him all my money. MLIA

Today is my birthday. I didn't have cake, I had sushi instead. MLIA

Today, I had empanadas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Empanadas are awesome. MLIA

Today, I accidentally mistyped while trying to reach my gmail. The new site said "Hey – wait a minute…You’re right, this isn’t Gmail.com. You accidentally mistyped Gmial.com into your address bar." I feel like the internet is watching me. MLIA

Today, I forgot to eat lunch so I had two portions for dinner. MLIA

Today I forgot to shave one of my legs, but nobody noticed. MLIA

Yesterday, I went to a black&white party with my MLIA t-shirt. Because black and white are average. MLIA

Today, I received an average t-shirt in the mail. It says "MLIA - Life is pretty normal today." It sure is. MLIA

Today, me and my friend got shushed at for playing around in the internet café with two bumper cars we found in a corner. We ignored it and kept on making racercar driving / honking sounds. MLIA

Sunday, I got stuck in the most expensive shithole in Peru because a landslide, caused by a flood ripped apart the trainrails. There´s no roads out of here, the water is rising and the peruvians here are overcharging everything from food to hostels to profit of our misoury. We´re atm waiting to be airlifted out of here, but the peruvian gouvernment has decided to make rich fuckers who can bribe them with 450 dollars first priority. I know this is never appropriate but seriously, FML.