Today, I bought an Oreo dream bar. I had one bite and then i didn't want it anymore. I ate it anyway. MLIA

Today, the waiter forgot to put my desert on the check. I didn't say anything. MLIA

Today, I had porridge. I'm Norwegian. MLIA

Thursday night I forgot to go to sleep. When I realized the next morning I went to sleep. MLIA

Today, three little girls passed me on the street. One of them turned to me and said "you're cool!" as they rushed by. They all broke out in laughter. I smiled and felt cool. MLIA

Today a peruvian boy told me I had big boobs. The boy was 4 years old. MLIA

Today, I read MLIA. I laughed. MLIA

Today, I figured I needed a pair of of jeans because I don't have any. So I bought a pair of jeans. MLIA

Today, I tried to explain an "I met your mother"-joke to a peruvian. He didn't get it. MLIA

Today I had 1111 messages in my inbox. For the first time in history, I didn't want anybody to text me. MLIA

Today, I discovered that L'Oreal's mascara "Telescopic" is actually shaped like a telescope. MLIA

Today, I read MLIAs to my 10 year old brother, and came over the one with the positive pregnancy test being the scariest thing a girl knew for halloween. He now want's to dress up like that next year, and preceded to show me how he would make a digital screen around his face saying "positive". I'm mildly concerned. MLIA

Today, me and my friend went to a halloween party dressed as a two headed genetically modified mutant strawberry. We went around catching people under our frock and made them dance with us to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles song. It was the highlight of the party. I love college. MLIA