Today, I got to play Backpacker Junior, my childhood favorite computer game, for the first time since I was 10. I cried of happiness at the intro. MLIA

Today I went to the store to buy some chocolate. I remembered my toothbrush was old so I also grabbed a new one and some toothpaste. The check out guy laughed at the irony. MLIA

Today, my norwegian friend woke me up at 1.30 in the morning asking to borrow my Ipod. I still don't know why she needed my Ipod at that hour. MLIA

Today, i walked around the little town I'm staying in atm in my onepiece. People stared at me. I didn't care. MLIA

Today, I caught my bad-ass little sister, sitting in her bed wearing a hoodie and baggy jeans, playing an online game where unicorns jump over rainbows. MLIA

Today, I wrote about onions in my facebook status. I got more comments I've ever had on any facebook status before. MLIA

Yesterday, I was giving out samples of a new energy drink when a tall, dark guy said "takk for det" when I gave him a sample. It made my day. MLIA

Yesterday, I started talking to a random guy at a party. It became late so we decided to stay over and sleep on the couch. Today everybody thought we'd had sex. We were actually sitting in a big furry blanket fort, playing all the games on his iPhone. MLIA

Yesterday, I met a bunch of Americans who had never heard of MyLifeIsAverage. My bubble is burst. MLIA

Today, my mum showed me a small porcelain figure of a pig. She told me she had been talking to it all day and that his name is Muhammad. MLIA